No, not like the hurricane.

Awkward Newbie Stage

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 13:21:01 -0400

…New job comes with new protocol. Thank God it’s already an element in which I am comfortable in.
I feel far away from everyone I love, but it’s a sacrifice I was willing to make.
Time to start prepping for an apartment!

_K

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Fri, 01 Jun 2012 20:29:54 -0400

1. I don’t think I will ever understand why they make the elderly on the HoverRound commercials circle around on top of a big fountain. Lol, its hella dangerous. I mean, if they’re not able to WALK that well… If they fall, what are they going to do, swim their way out?

2. Our neighbor keeps letting his little weiner dog stand at the front of our gate and bark like he is a Bernard or something. Then, he waves and smiles like we shoot the shit every day. No. You and your family should stop having picnics in the middle of the road.

3. Working out always makes me feel better. I just really need to work on my eating habits afterwards. ;)

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Fri, 11 May 2012 18:12:35 -0400

Have you ever seen the last person you texted naked?

As a matter of fact, I have. And, I would be the first to admit it a pretty lovely sight!

If you were pregnant, who would you tell first?

Definitely Tracy. Hopefully it would be from a beautiful black man if it ever happened, though.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?

Well, I am at work. So I guess I would say yes.

Who are the past 3 people to send you a text?

I am not going to go look; but I am pretty sure it was Robin, Bryn, and Traceface.

Last person you were on the phone with for more than 20 minutes?

Stephen.

Do you like to cuddle/ snuggle?

Eh, with the right people. I dont understand the folks that can just invite strangers into their personal space, it freaks me out. I have to know you at the bare minimum, and care about you.

What are you listening to?

Gotye Pandora. I am tired of the haters.

Who will you be sleeping with tonight?

Myself…

When you’re getting ready for something, do you listen to music?

Well yeah, or else I end up talking to myself. That’s not ever that much fun.

Is there a girl you would do anything for?

Without a doubt in my mind!!

Have you ever kissed someone that had a tattoo?

It would actually be more rare to kiss someone who didn’t have one, as opposed to having one these days. Maybe this question should be revised.

Would you rather be in a relationship or play the field?

If I am being honest, neither. “playing the field” sound cheap, and taudry. I want to enjoy people, and personalities. But, having a relationship…the thought is still much too exhausting to even begin to find plausible at this point in time.

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?

No, I don’t get the point. You’re either just being evil, and throwing someone elses shoes.. which, is just not alright. Or, you throw your own and you never get to wear them again? Plus, it reminds me of ghetto thug movies.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

I live in Albuquerque, so….Every day?

Would you date someone if they asked you right now?

Ha! nope, read above.

Where were you when you heard Michael Jackson died?

I had just walked home from work, and jumped into my pool with all of my clothes on, hugging an inter tube when my mom’s friend started yelling about it.

Are you a type of person who cares what people say about you?

I wish I could say that I wasn’t but I am. I work hard to establish and maintain a reputable stance in life and I don’t appreciate when people take the initiative to taint it in false pretenses.

If you get a chance to move somewhere, where would you move?

Portland… because I am already making the jump, and it is a beautiful one :)
one week and one day!

Have you ever been called a tease?

I think every girl on Earth has been called a tease. Once you pull the, “let’s just be friends” card, even if you are being genuine, and the guy feels like he has been strung along. You = tease.

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

Yes, I sure can. And… I still feel the same way. Okay, maybe not completely the same. But, in the same category.

Does sex mean love?

Pfffffffttt! NO.

Is it possible to be single and happy?

Sometimes, I think people are experience MORE happiness. There is something liberating about being you, and being able to explore what that means without the restriction of another person.

Do you trust people easily?

I try not to. It is sometimes inbetween just giving others the benefit of the doubt, or being cautious. It all depends on circumstances.

When was the last time you spoke to your brother?

About 30 minutes ago. He stopped by the shop.

Have you ever played soda pong?

Um, no.

Do you have an older brother?

Nope, the oldest of them all.. ….muhaha

How did you get your last bruise?

I jumped off the couch to get my popcorn out of the microwave, and slammed the back of my thigh into the arm rest. Resulting in a bruise AND a rug burn. double whammy.

Are you tired?

Not really, I am feeling pretty good.

Where were you at noon yesterday?

I was…..eating a sandwich in my kitchen waiting until my stylist got on her shift to do my hair.

Would you hug the last person you hugged again?

Hes my favorite.

Name something that made you frown today?

Matthew was making really terrible faces in the mirror while I got ready, and frowning made him stop. Of course, then he just switched to flexing.

Is there anyone you want to come see you?

Yes, but he cant leave where he is right now. :(

How would you feel if your last ex fell in love with someone else?

He already did, and I could not be more happy for him. Good people deserve to be happy, and I wish him the very best!

Are you in a good mood right now?

I am surrounded by beef jerky, and soon my best friend. Life is fantastic.

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?

Probably.

Do you think things will change in the next few months?

My life will change more in this next month, then they ever have in my life this far. Definitely going to be an adventure.

Do you know any of your neighbors?

All of my surrounding ones.

Has anyone ever bought you a ring?

A promise ring. I dodged the engagement thing twice now.

Look at your nails; Do they need to be cut?

No, they are fine :)

Who was the last person you called?

I called… Robin? Because I missed his call.

What are you wearing on your feet?

Tom-like shoes for work.

About how many hours of sleep did you get last night?

About six or so. Not counting the amount of time I spent hitting the snooze button this morning.

What was the most stressful project you had so far/while in school?

Having multiple exams/papers due all at the same time while working 40 hours a week.

What was the last thing you looked up on Google?

Does Google Maps count?

When was the last time you went on a cleaning spree?

Yesterday, and it will continue on into today. PARTY TOMORROW.

What is keeping you warm right now?

My heart…. Just kidding. my clothes?

Do you think it’s cute when a boyfriend/ girlfriend gives you a random gift?

Yes.

Do you want to have a boyfriend this summer?

BLEH. no thaaank you.

Who was the last person you fell asleep with?

Haha!

Are you a morning person or a night person?

Depends on how early you are talking. In general though, I would say I am much more of a night person.

What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead person?

Probably think it was a joke.. Then, when I realized it wasn’t I may freak out.

Who’s bed did you last sleep in?

Mine! The best bed in the world!

Where is the next place you will travel to?

Salt Lake city, and then Boise!

Have you cried today at all?

Heck no, today is a greeeatday.

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?

Passed the frick out.

Do you say sexy a lot?

Not unless its sexy.

When was the last time you had a sleepover?

Not that long ago actually! Whenever Ames stayed over. GREAT NIGHT.

Do you want to get married & have children one day?

Maybe when I am forty ;)

Favorite colors?

Deep earthy colors; purple, hunter green, maroon etc

What was the last thing you bought?

Orange juice from next door, but they just hooked a sista up and gave it to me fo free. (unforgivable accent)

Where do you keep your money?

in my wallet. or my hoes’ stilettos.

What is the weather like today?

summer-ish. NM is wimping out on me, it can be hotter than this.

Where are your parents?

Dad is in Minnesota on a business trip, mom is at home being mom.

Do you like to eat ice-cream?

Its a part of my soul. and I wish I was joking.

When did you go to sleep last night?

Around 230 am?

Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you talked to?

If text messaging counts, then Bryn.

Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?

I dont drink, so I dont see the point.

Are you over the age of 25?

No.

Are you typically a jealous person?

Not really. I can have my random spurts of it, just like every other human being.. But, I think that people are going to make their own decisions, might as well just let it be, and not waste time stressing over it.

Own bright colored underwear?

Indubitably.

What was the best movie you have seen in the past two weeks?

AVENGERS!!!

Do you have strange dreams?

Mine are always super far from a realistic state. So, yes.

Do you want to start over with anyone?

No, move on. Start freesshh.

Do you currently miss someone?

SO MUCH ITS STUPID.

Tomorrow is the big shindig.

Fri, 11 May 2012 15:35:26 -0400

I am super excited, but it is making everything way too real.
My mother and best friend convinced me to invest in the big plastic sealing bags that you can vacuum the air out of, to try to make my outrageous clothing situation easier. So far, I would have to say that it was a good purchase. But, I am unwilling to admit that everything I need to take will fit until I see it with my own eyes.
I still need to make the hotel reservation for the first night of our journey.

p.s. Im breaking hearts, unintentionally.. but still. I cant wait to leave. But, I am going to miss the shit out of Kirktown.

Havana’s “wrinkles” by JR & José Parlá

Fri, 11 May 2012 15:33:09 -0400

Havana’s “wrinkles” by JR & José Parlá

Lover, lover, lover, you don’t treat me good no more.

Fri, 11 May 2012 15:32:57 -0400

Lover, lover, lover, you don’t treat me good no more.

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WANT

“Whats that song about that grandma getting run over by a...

Fri, 11 May 2012 15:32:07 -0400

“Whats that song about that grandma getting run over by a reindeer?”
“Grandma got ran over by a reindeer….”
“Right. thanks.”

theclearlydope: Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store...

Fri, 11 May 2012 15:31:26 -0400

theclearlydope:

Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store stock guys.

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theastonishingpost: Eric Joyner Paintings

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theastonishingpost:

Eric Joyner Paintings

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devidsketchbook: Artist Xia Xiaowan - 3D paintings on...

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devidsketchbook:

Artist Xia Xiaowan - 3D paintings on glass.

Xia Xiaowan has been preoccupied for years with the problem of representing three dimensions on a flat surface. For him, the Western solution—with lines of perspective converging on a vanishing point—is powerful but inadequate. After much experimenting, he decided to approach the question from the opposite direction and build flat images into a three-dimensional one. He divides a picture into layers, draws each section in coloured pencil on a sheet of tinted glass, then stacks the sheets one in front of the other.

[Via galerieursmeile whiterabbitcollection]

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